French with English subtitles
Everyone has a dream they know can never come true. For some it's to see a Menudo reunion. For others it's to have been born with an extra limb. And for me it's to hear the pitch that got the movie Calvaire (The Ordeal) financed. I imagine it must have gone something like this:
"Okay, so there's this pig, right? And a singer who can't sing. And a bunch of inbred bearded guys dancing in a pub. And a bad haircut. And an unfunny innkeeper who used to be a comedian. And a puffy coat. And this mildly retarded guy looking for his dog... Did I mention the pig?"
I am not kidding. This movie is like a clown car spewing out one ridiculously insane character after another until you wonder how they all fit in there and what the heck the point of it all was, anyway.
