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Showing posts with label Tom Six. Show all posts

February 1, 2016

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3 (FINAL SEQUENCE)...The Bitter End

SPLATTER CHATTER HORROR MOVIE REVIEWS
The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) (NR) 2015

The Human Centipede: A crazy surgeon sews three people together ass to mouth just to prove that he can.

The Human Centipede II: A mentally disturbed garage attendant staples ten people together ass to mouth after watching the The Human Centipede.

The Human Centipede III: A fascist prison warden decides to sew 500 inmates together ass to mouth after viewing The Human Centipede II.

I don't have inside information on what the plot of a Human Centipede IV might be, but following the above pattern, I assume it would involve a guy in surgical scrubs sewing 1000 theater-goers together ass to mouth as they wait in line to purchase tickets to Human Centipede III.

February 5, 2014

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 (FULL SEQUENCE)...Black And White And Dread All Over


The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) (NR) 2011

 
So you're thinking about watching The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) on the old DVD player tonight, huh? Maybe turn out the lights, grab a pizza or whatever. Sounds fun. Oh, just one thing.
It was nice knowing ya.

What's that? You've been watching horror movies since you were in utero and have seen everything from a melon baller disembowelment to self-decapitation with a spork? Really? You know what I have to say to that, tough guy?

I freaking DARE you.