HEADLESS

Not Rated
2015

A feel good story about a boy kept in a cage by his crazy mother and sadistic sister who sees visions of a pasty prepubescent kid in a skull mask which causes him to grow up and rape decapitated heads and chew milk-filled eyeballs while hiding scores of half-naked corpses in a muddy cave alongside a faceless mannequin (who wears a shade of lipstick that's not right for her). Afterwards, he tries to avoid a perturbed would-be victim who wants to smash his viscera encrusted face in with a severed human leg. Perfect for fans who don't have all day to vomit. A companion film to the critically acclaimed Found. Recommended for aspiring sociopaths and disgruntled optometrists. 

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RE-ANIMATOR

Not Rated
1985

Miskatonic University medical student Herbert West may be brilliant but he's also a bit of a whack-a-doodle, especially with the whole "decapitating the annoying professor" thing. But before he ever wields his deadly shovel, his glowing "re-agent" formula is used to bring to life his roommate's dead pet Rufus, a fabulously disgusting hunk of fur and claws. (Also known as "a cat.") Herbert's crazy experiments predictably get him barred from the school and more whack-a-doodleness ensues. Infamous for a scene that redefines "giving head" but not in a good way, this is the movie that made Jeffrey Combs a horror icon. Funny and, uh...very moist, Re-Animator is a gory good time.

Re-Animator Trailer

THE EVIL DEAD

Rated NC-17
1981

Five college-aged dimwits drive like jerks to an isolated cabin in the woods that even the cast of Good Times would find beneath them, and unwittingly unleash demonic forces that cause them to lose appendages and get on each other's nerves. Head dimwit Ash (the groovy Bruce Campbell) uses his resolve and massive chin to save the day and prep for the sequels. Gory and endearing, this film is a true horror classic. Includes an infamous scene of a woman having non-consensual sex with shrubbery.

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BLACK SHEEP

Not Rated
2006


A sleazy farm owner who really loves his animals (wink, wink) hires a mad scientist to secretly breed the perfect sheep from a top-secret lab which apparently has a security system just one step below your average iPhone. What comes as a surprise to everyone but the audience is that this new herd is quick, nasty and carnivorous. If they bite you, dying is a blessing. With clever dialogue, memorable characters and gore galore, this dark comedy is a wild and wooly ride. All in all, not ba-a-a-a-ad.

Black Sheep Trailer